Post by adam jack johnson on Jan 18, 2009 9:47:43 GMT -5
interviewer from E!. You dressed perfectly; not too skimpy not too boring
either. They clear their throat as the camera is pushed right in front of your
face. You stay cool under threeyears and you know you came
prepared. Your manager made sure you were ready for personal and random
questions that would be aired on TV. Before you could get the recap from last
night the interviewer flashed a beautiful smile that just charmed you off your
feet. You smiled back and they began to talk.
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i feel like flying !
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"so beneath my cleats"[/color] [/font]
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adam johnson just walked in. he just turned twenty last night.
he partied hard until his agent called him up. he
nothing more than a counselor who came here long time ago.
he is not going away. you just wait and see! [/color][/color]
"we were told you had a makeover before you became public of your
celebrity self. tell use in your own words what you look like."[/color]
Adam has icy blue eyes, always sparkling with an idea -whether it be sane or unsafe. His hair was originally brunette, but Adam took a liking to dying his hair so every three months he either adds something to do, or changes it all together. No matter the color, though, he's stuck with the long side swept bangs. Most would call him either a scene or an emo, but he'll kick their sorry ass any day because he's neither, being his own person.
Adam is neither tall nor short, but hasn't had his exact height checked in a while, so he's an estimated 5'7"- 6'...it's hard to tell because he won't stand up straight against no rulers. He's a pale little boy, skin like a creamy ivory dairy treat, a large comparison against the ebony tattoo that marks his back. Swirling in intricate designs, there's no real meaning to them, his sister says the tattoo guy must have fallen asleep or something, but Adam and his buddies think it looks cool. He does have piercings, not in his ears though (haha, get real). Adam has snakebites, if you know what they are. (snakebites are piercings on the far left and the far right of the bottom lip ((2 piercings on the bottom lip)) can use studs or rings)
Adam has no birth marks, one of the secret reasons to as why he got the tattoo.
PB is Alex Evans
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"So we saw you list the things you like and hate on Oprah last Friday;
can you repeat those things to us?"[/color]
"-I love music, yeah, it's soul food. And I'm not saying that so you and your peoples can call me homo, I've got nothing against them gay boys.
-I'm a theater fan, love those steamy Shakespeare plays and monologues.
Again, not gay.
-I like food, yeah, I said it. Bet y'all wondering why I'm so skinny then? It's genetics.
-Love those rough 'n' tough it sports, dude, any sports that has a chance of you getting seriously injured -I'm there
-I like the chicks, I mean, what honest man wouldn't admit they like girls? I'm not a player, it's a big screw up to go down that multi-gal road.
-Two words...or is it one? VIDEO GAMES.
-Shoes, I really am a shoe dork. No, not one of those Ohmygoodness! It's a sale! shoe dorks, I'm into the laces. Have to have a nice lace up set, or it's the end of the world.
-Simplicity is actually something i adore, while I don't act very simple.
-Reading. is. hot. I'm a book worm and really like the thick novels.
-Bikes, trikes and everything in between (that means, bikes, trikes, and any vehicle). "
&&
"-I hate your hair, needed to get that out.
-I hate my mom.
-I hate my mom's lesbian orangie buddies.
-I hate mustard -but respect people who do.
-I hate my father for being able to leave
-I hate the preps at school
-I hate having to make myself presentable because i hate the way my hair looks slicked back, even though those horny old people will pinch my cheeks (ouch) and tell me I look cute.
-I hate not having a normal family
-I hate school -but do well in it anyways
-I hate that I hate so many things, and let me tell you, I haven't even started my list."[/color][/color]
"last interview you said you had a some habits and quirks that annoyed
you. Can you name them please?"[/color]
"-I have a habit of storming off when I get pissed, heck, my little sis says she will get me angry so she'll stay warm in the car.
-Comparing people, I have a bad habit of comparing people, but never speak my comparisons aloud.
-When I'm thinking, I usually suck on my snakebites, or run my tongue over them (and it's a big turn off, so I've been told)
-I'll snore when asleep, something I didn't start doing until I pretended to be doing for eight days to annoy my boys back home on a camping trip we all took. Hey you lard butts back home!
-I play with my food. I'd rather sort my food into designs on my plate than eating it in lumps, 'specially with what they feed here..."
&&
"-I send of different waves. Bunch of people get offended accidentally because of that. It's kinda funny though, with the little snobby girls, their reactions are hilarious.
-I act like a gentleman? Yeah, don't know what it means either, but supposedly it's a good thing...crazy old grandmother...
-I like watching those re-DICK-ulous soap operas. Sometimes I'll cry, but not for the reasons you'd think...
-I give nicknames to my moods. I name them after the type of cheese that best suites them, right now I'm feeling Gouda.
-my cussing mixes with potty words, I don't say shit unless it's big, I'd rather use poopie instead. "[/color][/color]
"What are your strengths and weakness in this world -Name-?"[/color]
"-Sports, I'm very athletic, and you wouldn't think I was unless I took my shirt off, or was wearing a t shirt.
-Food, although most wouldn't call eating a strength, I would
-Cheese, I know my cheese. You'll never know when knowing cheese will come in handy
-People,I'm good with the campers -they talk to me...well, most of them. I just don't like to be the big behavioral dude, it's cool, don't get me wrong, but sometimes you'll just snap and have to get outta there fast before you get in trouble for lashing out with a camper -bad example
-Arts, I enjoy these quiet times. Gives me time to think and express myself in a 'positive' way (positive my butt)."
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"A lady in need, just have to give into the impulse of carrying their load, or opening the door. It was just how I grew up, surrounded with female family, a gentleman was needed, and I just had to take the role of man of the house.
Honesty, if someones truly honest with me, I can't bear to lie to them in anyway, so instead of saying something that's not true, I'll leave some things out.
Lying, I have to lie to the campers occasionally, to keep my life back home outta the way. I'm can lie pretty good, and people believe me, it's all about eye contact and facial expression and body language. Despite my weakness for honesty, I do have a lying demon in me."[/color][/color]
"We saw you in that horror movie is it true you are afraid of spiders?
Are there other things you are afraid of?"[/color]
- My baby sister will turn out like my mother
- I will die before really achieving something in life
- I'll kill someone accidentally (yeah, we all get those rash thoughts)
- I'm going to die, alone, in a smelly. dank. retirement home.
- Spiders -got bitten once, scared the rest of my life
- Weisslacker cheese...theres just something fishy about it.
"So tell us, do you have any secrets that you would like to say babe?"[/color]
"I had sex with a supply teacher in my senior year...M'kay, she touched herself in ways that looked accidental and hot -but she was a hoebag too, but there's always a nasty first time for something for all of us. It just sorta...happened.
I stabbed the guy who tattooed me -it was an accident of course, and the needle he was holding was close to his gut and I kinda...pushed it in. Can't tell you how many times I visited the poor guy, still feel sorta bad for it, but hey, he says if I ever want any piercings I can get them for free from him. Huh, it's like a joke I guess, I stab him, I let him stab a hole in me too. That's when I got the studs on my lip.
I tried to poison my mom's ex with rat poisoning. Didn't work though, the lady has an allergy with the oranges, and I put it in a glass of orange juice and offered it to her. She didn't take it.
I slit my arms -from wrist to inner elbow- when I was fifteen. I don't know why I did it, I just did. And it felt so damn good to feel the blood spilling...but when I look back I see a messed up kid.
If a girl tries throwing herself at a guy, and seems way too desperate or acts weird, I'll secretly start calling them hagbitches or hoebags -in my mind of course, unless I'm hanging with my boys, then I'll go one and say it as loud as I want. Seriously, only those horny perverted guys take the whole nasty stripper thing as turn on. I see it as D E S P E R A T I O N. It's a major turn off to me. It brings images of my mother to mind...and I swear, you'll never want to see my fucked up mom when she's with another woman.
My mother used my sister as a model for her lingerie when my sister was twelve (she's fourteen now) and until I found out she used to touch her in the most sick ways. I called the cops on her of course, but they said that our mom needed therapy again and did nothing but ring up our crappy shrink. My sister still doesn't feel comfortable being in the same room as our mom, so I had her taken to our uncle and aunt in Florida . I couldn't just let my mom do that to a girl like my sis, she was so sweet and innocent.
Before I left, and before my little sis was sent to Florida, she began screwing with my ex-best friend -who by the way is SEVEN[/u][/b] frickn' years older than she is and is known as the biggest dick on campus. If he could hear me now, I'd like to tell him to go fuck his grandma, but he died in a bar fight so I'm chill with that."[/SIZE][/color]
"So, what are your family members' names && jobs?"[/color]
"My mother is named hag, and she's an orangie hoe. *grins* My father is who knows what, and who cares. My sister is a little terror, and my only real family. I killed our two hamsters by leaving them unattended to with my snake - Chimay (fuck yes, he's a cheese.) "[/color]
"Can you tell us more about your past? Like how you got started?"[/color]
adam lived a somewhat normal life as a child living in wisconsin. he had a loving mother, a rather large house and a kid sister who loved pushing his buttons. did you notice anything missing from what i described as his normal life? his father. of course he has a father, how else was he conceived? but after marrying and staying together for two years, his mother swore off men and went to women. so, basically, i lied. his childhood was anything but normal, considering the fact that his mother was a lesbian.
- Adam was born in Wisconsin and lived their his whole life.
- Has a little sister who's a real pain in the gluteus maximus.
- Father ran out on the family
- Mother's a lez
- Had two hamsters when he was 17 until he accidentally left them with Chimay the snake
- Got a tattoo and piercings on second day of his freshman year at high school
- Had sex with a teacher in last year of high school
- Got a scholarship and was invited to various colleges, all of which have special courses for him to choose from (psychology wasn't exactly special, but was an option at all of them)
- Will be attend meetings with his family shrink again in the fall
- Is the Behavior Counselor of Deca Company
"What's the secret word you keep saying?"[/color]
"racheal ray" (yeah, she's a hoebag too)[/color][/center]
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so i was just sitting around working on this awesome new site i plan to show off later on.
&& i needed a good template. this is how i came up with strawberry gold. it may not be
the best template but i worked hard. credit all goes to racecars on BLANKPAGES a very
pretty site! so don't steal my work; please? or i'll go kill off your family. =D
so i was just sitting around working on this awesome new site i plan to show off later on.
&& i needed a good template. this is how i came up with strawberry gold. it may not be
the best template but i worked hard. credit all goes to racecars on BLANKPAGES a very
pretty site! so don't steal my work; please? or i'll go kill off your family. =D
